Busted Sea Donkey

It's true... I'm getting older and steadily uglier. But the wild dichotomy between the following two photos is insane.

First, behold this shot of me recording vocals with Soccer Team. This happened just today.
It's a pretty good picture. 
I watched Melissa attempt to take this photo out of my periphery, and she had to take like a dozen shots before she got one that didn't feature my gut in any sort of prominence. But the photo is perfectly fine. In fact, it's a pretty interesting shot of the door in the background, and as art, I'm okay with that.

The ol' fisheye ain't helping matters here.

Then, Chris posted new shots of the Sweathogs skating today, and... well ... I guess I'll just let the photo speak for itself... 
It looks like 40 is hittin' this dude HARD.
More sea-donkey than man, really.